Dear Three Wise Men,
This year I have decided to write this letter to you because I'm not satisfy with the fat drunken man in red that tried to break into my magic tower last year. He wasn't able to stop laughing and throwing stupid toys at me and his reindeers pooed in my precious bed. I had asked him to come because I thought we would help me but I was cleary wrong.
So here I am, writing to three unkown kings -I God, I'm really desperate!
Anyway, what I need is you to bring me a Prince Charming. It doesn't matter he is not charming or blue-blooded, I am not a tall skinny blonde girl myself. Times are now different and I don't want to be as some of those outdated princesses who sleep with a really hot - and dummy, posh, chauvinistic, prince. In fact, I don't even need them to come and free me or kill any monster that possesses me. Long time ago I decided to fight with my inner monsters instead of waiting for someone else to do the dirty job and I'm quite happy with that decission. But I miss someone to fight with, I sword next mine, a brave heart. So... ehm... I suppose that rules out all dragon killers and... well... all animal killers in general -I won't wash all those stained clothes.
I also want a Prince Charming with really useful habilities: haunting, killing, conquering... that is soooo boring. What I'm supposed to do while he is playing to be a Macho Prince? Sewing? I prefer a Prince with a richer inner life, capable of talking about philosophy, sharing his views and learning from mine. Don't have to have a strong arm, but a strong soul, don't need eternal fidelity but eternal honesty and loyalty. And of course, a limitless heart.
These are difficult times for us. We are supposed to wait for the perfect man and let them get ride of everything. It is not strange that some of us get up to their ears, cut one of their breasts, join Xena warriors and enjoy other women skills. Mmmm,maybe that is not so bad...
Oh, please, bring me my not-charming, not-perfect Prince soon! Or a charming Princess!!

This year I have decided to write this letter to you because I'm not satisfy with the fat drunken man in red that tried to break into my magic tower last year. He wasn't able to stop laughing and throwing stupid toys at me and his reindeers pooed in my precious bed. I had asked him to come because I thought we would help me but I was cleary wrong.
So here I am, writing to three unkown kings -I God, I'm really desperate!
Anyway, what I need is you to bring me a Prince Charming. It doesn't matter he is not charming or blue-blooded, I am not a tall skinny blonde girl myself. Times are now different and I don't want to be as some of those outdated princesses who sleep with a really hot - and dummy, posh, chauvinistic, prince. In fact, I don't even need them to come and free me or kill any monster that possesses me. Long time ago I decided to fight with my inner monsters instead of waiting for someone else to do the dirty job and I'm quite happy with that decission. But I miss someone to fight with, I sword next mine, a brave heart. So... ehm... I suppose that rules out all dragon killers and... well... all animal killers in general -I won't wash all those stained clothes.
I also want a Prince Charming with really useful habilities: haunting, killing, conquering... that is soooo boring. What I'm supposed to do while he is playing to be a Macho Prince? Sewing? I prefer a Prince with a richer inner life, capable of talking about philosophy, sharing his views and learning from mine. Don't have to have a strong arm, but a strong soul, don't need eternal fidelity but eternal honesty and loyalty. And of course, a limitless heart.
These are difficult times for us. We are supposed to wait for the perfect man and let them get ride of everything. It is not strange that some of us get up to their ears, cut one of their breasts, join Xena warriors and enjoy other women skills. Mmmm,maybe that is not so bad...
Oh, please, bring me my not-charming, not-perfect Prince soon! Or a charming Princess!!

- Mood:
predatory - Music:I nee a hero - Bonnied Tayler
So today I want to tell all those gray men that are chasing me that I won't be like them. They can go and look for another victim. This one has decided to treasure her time along with her happiness.
- Mood:
lazy - Music:The show must go on - BSO Mouling Rouge
